My Lover (and wife when we’re both 35 and single):

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My Sherlock: wizards-have-the-phonebox

My Sherlock (who came later, but I love just the same): 
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This kid that keeps following me around and texting me and all. I never even gave her my number. It’s just strange: 

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If I’ve forgotten you, you’ve got to let me know.